Flashed my intern badge to steal a cab in DC

Location: DC

I’m a congressional intern in DC.  I was late for work one morning, hungover from partying.  I walked out to M street from my house in Georgetown to get a cab.  Just as I got out to M street, I saw two women about to get into a cab.  I hurried over there.  Right when they opened the door I said, “I’m sorry ma’am, but I need to be at a hearing in 10 minutes, it’s government business.”  And I flashed my red intern badge and jumped in the cab without waiting for a response.  Owned.

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